Up and Coming Super Hero

According to page two of the super hero’s manual, whenever you see the press the first thing you should do is go into your signature pose and hold left for exactly 4 seconds, then pose and hold right for another 4 seconds. –You want to be sure they get your good side.


On page 42 of the super hero’s manual it clearly states that if you are out matched you should make like an armadillo and scrunch down in to a ball so the bad guys can’t hurt you.

Okay, knock it off. How many times do I have to tell you? You’re a “super hero” in training not a “super model” in training. Don’t do that!