BB is addicted to surgeries and ink. This girl has had enough surgeries, boobs, butt, tummy tuck, lipo and so on, to have her own reality TV show. The bad part, aside from the scar tissue, is that she didn’t continue to diet or exercise so she gained back every pound they sucked out and then some.
As far as her ink goes she’s working on a sleeve but she’s only got the outline finished. -She can’t afford the rest and it’s pissing her off that two of our other girls have their bodies half covered with finished ink.
In addition to her personal problems, she’s not exactly the brightest bulb in the chandelier. She called here to have someone do a payment because she couldn’t reach her printers. This broken computer was caused by her going through the network instead of her local printers. God only knows where her stuff printed out. We know it’s somewhere within our network but we can’t begin to guess where. –I think I’ll make one of those lost puppy posters you see on phone poles only I’m offering a reward for the return of her contracts.
Then, while Mikey was up there, she complained that she couldn’t do her bookkeeping because we moved it. Once again it was on her machine and she was wandering aimlessly through the network. –She’s been in charge of that office for several years and doesn’t know where her books are??
After a little research, meaning, with an office full of women, I just mentioned what the problem was and waited for the gossip to get back to me. –I discovered that another employee has been covering for her by logging on via the remote desktop and doing the books.
Well, what can I say? I mentioned this to my boss’ and all they could say was; “You know how she is, she’s on an off/on switch.” (Ok, so how do we flip the switch back on?) “Besides she’s at our slowest office so how much damage can she do?”
The other IT guy and I have decided that neither of us is going all the way across town unless someone can prove to us that there’s something broken besides that loose nut between the back of the chair and the keyboard.