SWMBO bugged me until I got a Twitter account. “rcnevada” Original… no?
Ok, I got the account set up and I’m going to use this Twittonary so I know what tweeple are saying. (“Tweeple.” That is just sooooo cute. –I think I may barf. Or is it twarf?)
Now the question becomes: WTF am I going to do with this wonderful mechanism for social networking?
“Social networking?” Tell me again why I let myself get roped into this one. I don’t have anything interesting going on in my life, except a few things that I’m sure as shit not going to make public, and most of the people I’ve met are as boring as I am.
I suppose I should get started. All I have to do is find something interesting to tweet………………………………………………………………………………
Nothin’. —I’m gonna pour another cup coffee and check my email.

That’s “Twittionary”, spelling champ…
Twitter calls it a “Twittonary” –Phphphtttttph