Thoughts 14 Nov 2008 05:55 pm
Man has Sex With Hedgehog
— Have you ever felt like you were the weirdest guy in the room? Well guess what.. The odds are you’re not even in the running. —
Sun UK –A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.
(Yes boys and girls you read it right. Sex with one of these.)
Zoran Nikolovic of Belgrade, Serbia claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks.
The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.
“I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.”
He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out.
“But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.”
Sun Health’s Dr Keith Hopcroft says: “It’s not a treatment I’d recommend ? but it could cure premature ejaculation because he’ll probably never want sex again.