My view of the world

OK, Over my objections Old Dude talked me into writing a blog for his site. —So I wrote a blog about him. —Now his wife is threatening to send me a picture of him, passed out and drooling, to post.
Que Tim the Enchanter: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you?…..

The woman who claims to be my better half wants me to do the same about myself…… She usually gets her way.

I’m single, 56 years old, bald with goatee, What little hair I have left is short and gray.
I’m 6′4″, 285lbs (down from 330), my knees are shot, I’ve got one bad ankle, and a hip that goes wonky every so often.
I have diabetes and high blood pressure.
I’m a computer geek who makes less than $50k and is jones’n for another bike in spite of Vegas traffic.
My house is paid off.
I cook, I do my own laundry, I can sew and I’m capable of cleaning the bathroom, but that part would be difficult to prove.

As you can see, aside from not needing a surrogate mother to take care of me, I’m not exactly a great catch.
But a woman who is somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 and can pass for somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 says she finds me attractive, intelligent and charming.
—Don’t ask me….. I haven’t got a clue.

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