Thoughts 06 Feb 2008 04:00 pm
Tequila Mojito
The simplest tequila based mojito like drink I know of consists of:
Rose’s mojito mix, lime not that sissy peach or whatever is was.
Club soda, plain not that flavored crap.
Tequila, use a good brand and never ever use one of those store brands. That stuff is invariably shipped in old oil tankers that nobody bothered to wash out. Sort of like that no-name incredibly cheap Vodka you can taste for days.
Ice.
The specific ratio of ingredients is a matter of taste.
If it’s for a bunch of guys, use lots of tequila and make sure they see you pour it.
If it’s to get some chick drunk, pour light while she’s watching and add more when she looks away. Then add more mojito mix. –That stuff’ll cover a multitude of sins.
Tequila is a truly miraculous drink.
It can give you the nerve to talk to that incredibly hot chick you’ve been staring at from across the room. Be warned however that a great many times you will wake up only to find out that the only thing that would make this chick hot is to set her on fire. —Which may be a viable alternative to chewing your arm off.
It can make you feel 10ft tall and bulletproof. Which may cause the guy you just called a pansy, who really is 10ft tall and bulletproof to bend you over and do something you will find to be extremely uncomfortable.
And ladies, before you make fun of us poor defenseless drunken males, please consider that you are the one we’re waking up next to.
How many of you have told someone you just met that they are your best friend and that you love them.
And finally, ladies. How many of you managed to get home with all your clothes after the last party?
Yep… Went out… Got drunk… Got home…. She’s pukin’…. I’m making an omelet…..
Some thing are just a matter of practice.
Cue the Red Rocker. —-Sammy Hagar Mas Tequila.