Thoughts 17 Jan 2007 05:22 pm
Russian crime
God watches over drunks and small children. A 21-year-old Russian has recently become another living proof of the old saying. The guy, allegedly guilty of rape, took a leap from the fifth floor while running away from the police. He survived the jump unscathed. Then he stole a car and crashed it into another vehicle.
That’s the lead in to the story:
It seems this guy (whom the article refered to as a scumbag) forced two women into an apartment at knife point, he then raped one of them, taking the occational break for another drink of vodka, he went completely wacko and began slashing the womans breasts.
When he finished the bottle, he passed out, the women left and called the cops, the cops tried to talk him into giving himself up, but he jumped out the fifth story window instead.
Evidently a tree broke his fall and he sustained no injuries. He carjacked a BMW and the police had to pursue in a taxi. The “scumbag” ran into another car, chase over.
What caught my eye was the politically correct phrase, “allegedly guilty of rape,” closely followed by the word “scumbag.”
And the visual of a policeman standing on the curb with one hand raised, yelling. “Taxi,” probably shouldn’t be funny, but it is.
A man murdered his girfriend with an axe:
The man told the police that he could see dreadful green tentacles growing from the woman’s head, arms and legs. The awe-stricken man reacted very quickly: he grabbed an axe and slew the mutated female. “I simply decided to slash the evil vermin into pieces,†the murderer told the police.
He then went next door and told the lady of the house that he was there to kill her and her entire family, she pushed him away, closed the door and called the police.
Forensic experts say that the criminal is most likely a mentally unbalanced individual.
Really. What gave you the first clue?