Thoughts 15 Dec 2006 06:07 pm
News worth noting
Help wanted, condom tester, only Kiwis need apply:
The Kiwis were chosen because it was decided that they were the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.
(If whatever study determined this was included the women, I’m moving to New Zealand.)
If you happen to be from New Zealand log on to www.explorersclub.co.nz and tell them why you are suited to be one of their condom testers.
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A polar bear broke into a Russian weather station and rumaged through the place for two days, while the men who worked there hid in the attic, and waited for some bureaucrat in the environmental ministry back in Moscow to decide if they could to shoot the bear.
It’s a good thing for those guys that this didn’t happen on a long weekend.
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Back in april a Japanese company introduced a vibrating condom, not the traditional vibrating ring, but a full condom.
These are the same fine folks that brought us the anti-hemorrhoid chair.
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One hot afternoon the Balashikh beach on the Moscow-River shore received special visitors: three extremely attractive girls in an SUV. They got out of the car, approached the water and… took off all their clothes. Then the hotties began splashing near the shore, laughing and capturing everyone’s attention.
While the crowd gathered, the thieves, who were probably the girls friends, broke into 10 cars in the parking lot and stole four very expensive ones.
Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing.
How come we never get any car thieves with style?