My view of the world

I got fired from my part time second job, again. Some people I work with and I got caught in a boardroom battle, I was told I’d never work for them again, the in-house I.T. people got written warnings and another conslutant was told he was going to lose his security clearance.
Now that the smoke has cleared and the dust has settled, I’m going to bed early tonight, my primary contact in the company is probably going to move to another state and take a job that he’s been declining for several months, and the other conslutant is taking a job with the D.O.D, so much for losing his clearance
My real objection, isn’t that they say they won’t use my services anymore, it’s that the person who called, acted like it was the end of the world, and insisted on calling at 0:dark hundred.
I hate mornings, but not as much as I hate morning people.

I got a Fedex package just before I walked out the door. It contained an invitation to a wedding in Israel.
This is cool.
Out of the blue, my ex-girlfriend dumped me for a former fiancee, now she would like me to fly to Israel, put up with all that airport security, in not just one, but two paranoid countries and give her and her soon to be husband a wedding gift.
Now, just how a I supposed to get hold of a tac-nuke, much less find a way to sneak it through customs, on such short notice.
I’m not mad, really, I’m just deeply, deeply hurt, but, if I could just get the device, maybe I could do a Chill Wills (Dr. Strangelove), I’d even wear a cowboy hat.
Her grandmother called me Sunday, so I knew about the wedding, I just didn’t expect my lovely, darling, very, very ex-girlfriend, to have those kind of balls.
Someday women will make sense, but not until I quit being attracted to psycho-bitches.

Sure does feel like a Monday.