Thoughts 17 Sep 2006 04:01 pm
T-shirts plus Polygamy
Nina Miles of Shrewsbury, Pa. came up with t-shirts, that had sayings about polygamy, right after Warren S. Jeffs was arrested.
Some of the messages offered on T-shirts, aprons and even underwear at CafePress.com:
“Monogamy is for Ugly People”
“Polygamy Saved My Marriage”
“Team Nicki” (reference to the character Nicki, played by Chloe Sevigny on HBO’s “Big Love”)
“Jeffs is Jailed/We Got Our Man”
“Polygamy - not just for the Mormons anymore”
“I’ve been in Purgatory”
“Utah! But you can’t have just one!”
“1 + 1 + 1 . . . Polygamath”
“Honk if you’re living the Principle”
“Saturday at the Wal-Mart (shows a cutout man with three women)
“Utah - Three times the wives means three times the fun”
Guys, if you think polygamy sounds like fun, just picture trying to figure out what the hell you did to get not just one wife, but, several wives pissed at you, and how you’re going to get back on their good sides.