There are in this world Professional cuddlers.
–Now there’s a job description that will either thrill you or just plain creep you out.
Imagine having to cuddle up next to someone you’ve never met before. You don’t know if they’re a serial rapist or a saint. In fact you don’t even know if they have lice or bed bugs. I don’t care how often you wash the sheets or your hair, without special treatment there are somethings that just will not go away.
What about body odor or halitosis? There are people out there who have these problems no matter how often they bathe or brush their teeth.
Haven’t grossed you out yet? OK, so here’s the link to “Certified Cuddlers” FAQ. –It should give you an idea about how the job really works.
A final thought: If the cuddler farts while cuddling you, can you demand your money back?